Ξ April 4th, 2008 | → | ∇ comments |

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her…. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked, Bring beer….